DO NOT PURSUE LU BU
Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.

jyostar:

image

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jamsmcavoys:

so is this six selfies of 2014 a thing I have to be tagged in to do or???? can I just be vain??????

dunmur:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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maxact:

is this what people do now?

6 pictures from 2014?

*Note: This SCP was rejected as it was simply a description of a horse by someone who had never seen one before, besides which there is no reasonable cause to label one as “Keter” class.*

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hexfawn:

i made an aesthetic generator now you can discover urself

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wrestlingfashion:

This shirt, if you believe him, cost The Rock $500. 

Yes. $500. 

This shirt.

And many like it.

$500.

philchoart:

"Kill Bill: Arcade Edition HD Remix" from Design by Humans

$18.69 including shipping.

The cast of “Kill Bill” in an arcade fighting game style select screen; B. Kiddo (Black Mamba), V. Green (Copperhead), O-Ren (Cottonmouth), Gogo Yubari, Elle (California Mountain Snake), Budd (Sidewinder), Pai Mei, and Bill (Snake Charmer).

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d-rexed:

I’ve fallen into bara hell and lemme tell ya it’s been a wild ride so far

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if u had a time machine, how quickly would you put h.p. lovecraft into a headlock and start delivering body blows, repeatedly telling him in a mocking voice “stop hitting yourself”

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baby: nnn..n-nn
Dad: are you trying to say no?
baby: nnNNEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z
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